31Aug/110
What the FaceTime advert really means
If you don't have an iPhone... you don't have FaceTime on your phone. Which means you can't drunkenly sext face-to-face; displaying your pasty naked body to a shocked object of your missplaced teen affections.
FaceTime = WankTime.
Sickening bonus fact: Type 'facetime' into your iPhone or iPad and it will autocorrect it into 'FaceTime'.
Tagged as: apple, ipad, iphone
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