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  • Lmtpapa007

    Voyageprivet, fucking smug cunts!! And what’s up with the bitch at the end? Has she got something stuck up her arse?

  • Doemhard

    No, I bet that would put a HUGE smile on her nitch face.

  • Theownderofdeath

    Do Goats like fried eggs & are they any good at car maintenance?

  • Epromram

    just listen to some  of the shite on smooth radio the one about the estate agent will make you throw up , and that fucking accent , why!!!!!

  • Gareth Gobbelcoque

    I don’t get it. It’s fucking SHREDDED WHEAT. THE CUM STAIN OF CEREAL

  • Mister Ever-So-Slightly-Cross

    “DIE YOU FUCKING CEREAL WANKER”

    Hahahahaha!  Possibly my favourite ever comment on AdTurds!  Nice one mate!

  • Mark

    Call me pedantic, but that bit in the Go Compare ad where the filth sticks his head in the window and asks “Is this pumpkin insured?”; the fact that it isn’t on the road, is not even outside the house, means that whether or not it is insured is immaterial. Are our police that naive that they don’t even know the law themselves?

  • Si Bundle

    Please give gthe sport relief mile with that annoying little shit on, a good hard ad-turding.

    Thanks

  • Anonymous

    http://youtu.be/hS9PgaCB9m8 - Galaxy Minstrels: “Sophisticated Silliness” and http://youtu.be/u_AzbnMgUiI - Mel B’s TV ad for Jenny Craig UK: “Losing weight does not have to be scary. Come join me!” UGGHHHHHH

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=717494883 Dave White

    The latest Optimax advert. That guy who narrates and takes his glasses off to look in the camera. He is really creepy looking, the fucking weirdo.

  • DFallow

    I’m getting so fed up with this growing spate of fucking annoying characters that are being conceived and forced upon us by shit unimaginative advertising agencies. It now seems that almost every brand is using a fucking company mascot for a never ending series of utterly dire adverts, designed with the sole intention of being irritating. As much as it pains me to say it, I lay the blame firmly at the door of the meerkat. I liked the meerkat. I thought the ads were original, clever and genuinely amusing. “He already have worms”, still makes me chuckle. But now I can’t see them in the same light. As what the meerkat has done is inadvertently given birth to wannabes like the fat go compare prick, the confused.com singing cartoon twat with shit hair and now the worst of the lot, the bile inducing wonga wankers. These companies have attempted to emulate the success but failed to understand that the meerkat ads were clever and amusing. Brand characters never used to be this way. The honey monster never made me want to throw the remote through the tv screen, Tony the tiger never made me mute the sound until the ad finished. But these wonga ads are like fingernails down a blackboard. I get the whole ‘irritating’ = ‘memorable’ thing but memorable isn’t necessarily good when you’re being remembered for all the wrong reasons. I’d go out of my way not to use wonga, even if I wanted a wallet raping loan, purely because of the ads. And the fact that they’re fucking puppets means I can’t even take solace by thinking they’ll be dead soon. I can’t see an end to this shit any time in the near future. There’s no light at the end of the tunnel. Looks like I just have to keep praying to the heavens that the company will go bust, never to infect my life ever again. Depressing. 

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_G6LPJW2RUDBTOMIR5DTMP47RIE tom

    Its funny coz i think the girl in that ad looks quite sexy with glasses and after coming out of optimax… she looks a bit ugly.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_G6LPJW2RUDBTOMIR5DTMP47RIE tom

    Autoglass advert….That dickhead tells us “a small chip can become a big one in no time”…and then he turns the heat on high!!!